Background to the story behind this picture is here

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

And that, children, is why you shouldn't give Alka-Seltzer to animals.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Remember, when alligators and alligators go to war, nobody wins.

Well, maybe handbag companies...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that's a picture of...

Proof that even jumbo sized condoms are not 100% safe

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

This alligator is only whaf-fur thin.

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I has a flavor!

Myth buster once again prove that coke and poprocks will NOT make your stomach explode, but a 6 foot alligator will!

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I dumb :D

Um. Its a massive headless Python that tryed to eat an Alligator, with a small amount of success.

OWWWW yeah baby! This python is so TiGhT!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"The head of the python was missing." MISSING! Not destroyed, not taken as a sample. MISSING.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!