I googled for "weird picture" and found this:

"Okay, I'm sorry I flashed my dick at you, but that was no reason to stab me in the arse with your scimitar!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Even back in the days of old, girls still wanted the BIG man and made fun of those less fortunate

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I dumb :D

"Talk to the hand coz my cock ain't listenin'."

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I has a flavor!

Athena gave Zeus only one thumb up because even though he had a hot body and could dance well the small dinky left her wanting more.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Oh my gosh... I'm so embarrassed! Phyllis is next to me & I think I have body odour!" *sniff*

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Tom misunderstood the meaning of Jeff’s invitation to “Compare their helmets”

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

My god! It IS the same size as your thumb!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Indeed, your cock-fu is quite surprisingly strong!"

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Even in ancient times, disco was a scourge upon mankind.

Centuries later, the immortal Smallus Dickus would paint himself yellow and stand around with a bunch of fairies near the bay.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"What? Thou dost not know about 'shrinkage'?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.