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I dumb :D

Ryan Reynolds stars in the new Farrely Brothers comedy "I'm Stumped."

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I has a flavor!

*british accent* I do believe he chopped off and ate is left nipple.

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obscenity filter is off

Yet another angry child of thalidomide lashes out with a meat cleaver. You would too if you couldn't wack your own pee pee.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Why the fuck would someone photoshop my brother's head onto that body? My brother seen below:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

His wife looks a bit young for him.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And I thought you of all people would be more openminded about people marrying midgets.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"...but at least Mum didn't get morning sickness!"

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