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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"That's some mighty big Pez."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"Great practical joke, Al," Steve said, urine pooling at his feet.

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what if nigger meant kite

The head is opened with a complicated mechanism, triggered by stomping on its tail.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Dr. Evil's henchmen still havent perfect the shark with the frickin lasers on their heads.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

There is no ruse that Aquaman's enemies won't stoop to.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The commander bellowed from inside his Sharkmarine "FIRE THE MAN-PEDO!"

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Lemme just pop the hood here and see what the damn problem is..."

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

"What if we built a large wooden goldfish?"

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God's first attempt at the Great White.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

The results are in!

Crocodile vs. Snake - Draw
Shark vs. Man - Man
Dolphin vs. Propeller - Propeller

Next week, Man vs. Propeller! Place your bets folks, place your bets!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

But in all honesty, I think it's insane that these animals are being blown apart.

Insane, but hilarious.

Going trick-or-treat at a coral reef is a hit-and-miss venture.

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I has a flavor!

Rick laughed, but deep down, he wished they had got him a cake with a hooker in it like regular bachelor parties.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I found nemo.

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