...a girl in my class turned to me and said, "I want a tattoo of Rambo, right here, on my butt. Right next to the Constitution."

omfg was she hot?

I found the truth of her hotness to be self-evident.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

no.

Once upon a time a dwarf was lonely and shot himself in the nose.

Never again could he smell.

The end.

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