"Marco!" "Polo!" "Marc- CAT OUT OF WATER!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

(Speak this part in a sadistic german accent):

"Siegfried, the water is not hot enough. Boil them at 101 degrees celsius, and we shall have revenge soup...but we shall serve the dish, COLD!"

--Roy

"Excellent. Now open the door a crack and balance the tub on top of it so that when the boss walks in..."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And on Bizarro world, sharks lived in the desert in Africa.

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I has a flavor!

"Come on into the back yard. You just HAVE to see my collection of award winning goldfish..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Hey! Who peed?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fear Factors 12th Season, sweeps week.

"Can anyone get me some friggin sharks with lazer beams on their heads? whats with the tigers? I said Sharks, you idiots!"