The goverment was not pleased when they saw the kid Bush had with Micheal Jackson.

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

That looks like some kind of retarded chimp puppet. Oh, and there's a baby in the shot as well.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

props to Zaster, made laugh out loud twice. First with the tiger prank and second with this one.

nice job.

"Dammit! Who used the shrink ray on David Beckham again?!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"I did not have sex with that woman... oh... well, maybe just that once..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Can anyone get me some friggin sharks with lazer beams on their heads? whats with the tigers? I said Sharks, you idiots!"