"Who are we kidding? This is the worst officers' club ever."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What Republican kids get for Christmas

"Is it true we're being shipped out in the morning?"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Models of rejected bad guys from Hogan's Heroes. Up for bid on eBay; current bid $0.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Thanks, Dad, but I actually wanted Yahtzee for Christmas."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ann Coulter's toy chest.

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I has a flavor!

The tables have turned! Release the nerve gas.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"No one expects the Jewish Holocaust!"

"Dude, not as funny as the spanish inquisition"

(somehow two guys talking about this pic, might make a decent stripcreator)

"Are we livin' in a box? Are we livin' in a cardboard box?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Great applause and awe.

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I has a flavor!

Jenny had a different man every night, but in the end they were all the same. So much for "action figures", she thought... only the GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip even began to ring her chimes.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

with the invention of the time machine, the invention of the miniaturizing ray, and the election of the first predominantly-jewish Congress all happening within 8 months of each other, few were worried when the world tampon shortage hit

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what if nigger meant kite

--All I got for christmas was a bunch of sour krauts.

--Justin Timberlake's new hit. 'Buncha dicks in a box!'

--Grandma Zimmerman "Oy Vey! I ordered white flour.."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Seig File!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false