Make an ugly woman beautiful.

OR

Make a beautiful woman ugly.

Genitalia are allowed... nay, encouraged. Needn't be female genitalia.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Britney Spears

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I dumb :D

Spankling wins for putting a cock on the panda.

The old panda penis trick wins it? I thought the pube triangle from flipynif1 was a gas. And the classic Devine Miss M was lovely. Speaking of which, I found a copy of that playboy issue in our college chaplin's office once. True story.

Anyway - I'll try to put something up soon.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I can't believe you judged the damn thing while I was making an entry. Oh well, way to go Spankling.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

You know that maid would have won!

In the future, hurry up the cakes! D: