Who thought of those damn poncho tops? They look horrendous, and every time I tell a female subject that I'll mow her lawn they punch me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Yeah ponchos are almost as bad as moo-moo's. They hide so much fatness that we need to see...wait a minute..

NO PONCHOS ARE GOOD!

ASk girls to trim their bush, mowing lawns is considered a social fopau

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You have my sympathies. We had the poncho thing over here last year. Nobody looks good in a poncho.

The poncho thing IS last year. What planet do you live on?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Seriously, that poncho look is totally last year.

Haven't seen any poncho tops around here. Oh, wait... that's because I never leave my basement.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This broad uses a poncho to hide the fact that she has no breasts.
I disagree with this item of clothing.

In that case, maybe you should wear one over your balls. Ho ho -- burnz0rd!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

A really hot friend of mine has this thing that looks like a poncho, but actually has arms hidden in it and such. She looks delectable in it.

Then again, she's so smoking hot she's look good in sack cloth and ashes.

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DexX finds just about anyone smoking hot though.

I judge beauty this way: If a lady can look good in the ugly-ass uniforms we US soldiers wear, she'll look good in anything.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[quote]This broad uses a poncho to hide the fact that she has no breasts.
I disagree with this item of clothing.

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"Anni? Anakin! It's your mother!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Rubbish. This girl is about the hottest person I know.

...and she's bisexual!

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A concern that may have fallen by the wayside, poncho-wise, is the fact that these pocho wearing females may be hiding something in them. That's were Osama is! And when I rip off said Osama ponchos the women spray me with a caustic chemical before I can even get a good look at what was there. How can I catch terrorists with swollen, puffy eyes?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old