Do. A Deer. I shot that deer.
Re. He tried to take my Do.
Mi. I shot that Do myself
Fa. From where I shot that Do.
So. For dinner, cooking Do.
La. I sing while cooking Do.
Ti. It's iced. It goes with Do.

Now I'm tired of eating Do. (Let's hunt some Elk.)

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This is not my empire.

FIX US SOME PANCAKES, BITCH!!

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What others say about boorite!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!*

"I said... church in half an hour, got it?"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

NRA: The Nuns with Rifles Association.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

On second thought, maybe breaking their rulers wasn't such a good idea.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"Shhhh! Don't startle the Jew."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It's Sister Fucking Bitch, asshole!

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I has a flavor!

The Sisters of No Mercy.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The KKK had a mix up at the dry cleaners.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

A republicans wet dream

If they hadn't confiscated the guns from the students, the church woudln't have so many lawsuits today.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002