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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

In America, Bob builds things, but in Russia things build Bob!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

In america you drink vodka, in russia vodka drinks you!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Russian = drunk on vodka + wearing a furry hat + Cossack dancing.

Oh well, he's two thirds Russian.

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[quote]Russian = drunk on vodka + wearing a furry hat + Cossack dancing.

Oh well, he's two thirds Russian.[/quote]That part about the vodka is still unconfirmed at this point, so don't count him out yet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Bartender! I ordered for a Black Russian!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

In communist Russia, dance does YOU.

Bob successfully auditions for Russian Chippendales.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The latest Army Recruitment commercial: This is what you are up against. Join the Marines.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

How Sergei Fedorov gets pumped up for game night.

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I has a flavor!

A typical stripcreator forum member spends his Saturday Night, doing what he always does. Alone in a room, while farting.

What the..? Is there a camera in here?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What the..? Is there a camera in here?
[/quote]Yes, and stop picking your nose.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The illegal Troika ring of Wisconsin

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I dumb :D