Halloween is coming up, so in honor of that we'll try something other than the "Scare me" photoshop contest.

So I give you starting points. Take something from any two of these (or more) and make me laugh.

I'll judge within a week or after three contestants, whichever flips my skirt most. Any entries with a halloween bent will be disqualified!!!!... unless they make me laugh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You're my hero.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

so unfuking funie

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i would slit my wirsts for u, katy. i luv u http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/900/emo387437it.jpg

Basic, please take your sock puppet and fuck off.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

By the way, is she fisting that chicken or is that just my wishful thinking?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Um... Take it biped.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was going to do one... downloaded the originals and everything, but I just ran out of time.

I think I was overambitious.

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You shoulda been underambitious like me!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

START THE NEW ONE BIPED!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.