Here's how it works: I'll post a threat to your physical well-being, and you give me an assessment. Tell me how my threat makes you feel (on a scale of "shaken" to "terrified"). Describe any physical reactions, such as sweaty palms or heart palpitations.

Ready? Here we go...

"I'll punch you in half. With my fist!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zero, because you're just making it up.

Yay! What do I win?

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I dodge your punch, then shove a gun up your butthole and pull the trigger until it goes *click*

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I dumb :D

Hmm... Apparently my intimidation skills need some work.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

We should totally make a thread called REAL ULTIMATE POWER SUPER FIGHTING CRAZY ARENA just chock-full of

*Kicks with totally awesome double back flip*.

Hmm...guess I should do it.

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KAMEHAMA!!!!

MY POWER LEVEL IS 5628 WHICH IS AT LEAST 419 HIGHER THAN YOURS AND 207 HIGHER THAN THAT OTHER GUY.

ALSO: PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.

[quote]Here's how it works: I'll post a threat to your physical well-being, and you give me an assessment. Tell me how my threat makes you feel (on a scale of "shaken" to "terrified"). Describe any physical reactions, such as sweaty palms or heart palpitations.

Ready? Here we go...

"I'll punch you in half. With my fist!"
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I had a feeling of slight amusement followed by apathy.

I wouldnt start the scale at shaken, my friend.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[quote]KAMEHAMA!!!!

MY POWER LEVEL IS 5628 WHICH IS AT LEAST 419 HIGHER THAN YOURS AND 207 HIGHER THAN THAT OTHER GUY.

ALSO: PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.[/quote]
I JUST WENT TO SUPER-DUPER-SAIAJEN! THAT MEANS THAT MY POWER LEVEL IS 1,000,0000!!!!!!! I CAN TOTALLY EXPLODE YOU WITH MY PHANTOM HEAD EXPLODE TECHNIQUE!! LOLOMGBBQ!!1

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