Sally looked just a little out of place at the Million Man March.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Her parents must be so proud.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Once again the asshole is just an ass-trick.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's fun to hand out signs to illiterate striking unionists.

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i wonder if she knows how to suck cock

I still was hoping for the girl who was going to explain what to do with the "*" on the sign. That seems far more interesting.

You gotta fight... for your right... to cliiiiiiiiimax!

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If she wants me to use it, she best bring me beer.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I knew how to contact her, I would try to photoshop that pic to be 'The Anus, know how to use it'

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sent to kim@kimbacan.com

we'll see if she responds, good job. I can't tell at all that was photoshop. I bow to your skills.

I'd love to know how to get the text skewed like that so that it melds so well into the picture.

In Photoshop, just lay down your text and press "ctrl+t" to transform the text. Then just rotate it to line up with your edges there.

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ah, I have ordered corel photoshop X. I actually use a very shitty microsoft knockoff. The tools are never where I need them to be.

I am going to try it. I have seen some absolutely brilliant changes. I posted this one on here (but it got deleted) of three teenage girls. They were fully dressed, but their t-shirts had naughty words on them that were photoshopped in. The quality of that was outstanding. It appeared to have wrinkles and even look like iron ons.

What it appeared to me, was as if they had the lettering and the artist was able to perfectly re-arange the original letters and it just so happened to spell 'jerk off on my face' perhaps with some clever manipulations.

You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.

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You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.[/quote]
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better!

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You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.[/quote]
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better![/quote]I want to give GIMP a try, since it's free open source and all, but I don't have an Amiga any more.

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You'd be better off with Adobe Paint Shop Pro.[/quote]
No way, Jasc's Irfanview is better![/quote]I want to give GIMP a try, since it's free open source and all, but I don't have an Amiga any more.[/quote]
I think they have a copy for Commodore 64. You might try that out.

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PHOTOSHOP IS MADE BY ADOBE, NOT COREL, YOU [u]TIT[/u]!!!

*pant pant pant*

Sorry, did I break the chain?

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Yes. *smack*
Now you owe me a copy of Adobe Painter.

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How about FractalDesign Freehand instead?

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PHOTOSHOP IS MADE BY ADOBE, NOT COREL, YOU TIT!!!

Paint shop pro, dude. Corel just bought it.

Well, you said Photoshop, so I went ahead and took the piss.

Taking the piss is fun.

Damn, PSP was already getting stupidly expensive. Now Corel owns it the price will double.

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something told Mick that his bride to be might be a bit of a handfull

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.