Be there or be somewhere else.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is a "contest starts in three hours" bump.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

All right, it's instant comic contest time. You have thirty minutes to make one or more comics that comply with the following rules:

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[*] The comic must be about religion.
[*] The comic must contain at least one non-height prop.
[*] No fat chicks. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
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The winner will be able to tell their kids about how they ran Instant Comic Contest #8, assuming they ever manage to reproduce. Which they probably will, because the ladies love an ICC winner.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: '-']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: '-']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Lost In The Desert']

[Click to view comic: 'Communion']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'Feeding of the 5,000: Loaves and Fishhand']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And... CLOSED. Judging in a moment.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Good entries all around, but the winner is choadwarrior for:
[Click to view comic: 'Lost In The Desert']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dan, you are all class. I mean, after all those bad things I said about you over the years and the rivalry that has existed between us since this site was called Lowpass, this is really special. Thanks man, I love you.

I'm going to be out of town the next couple days, so next one will probably be Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Official day and time to follow.