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Itd be funnier if you wrote "Golf is a Different game in Scotland".

Since thats from St.Andrews , which is on the east coast , around 110 miles from Glasgow

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Dr. Pedantic -- what a nice perm you have!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[quote]Itd be funnier if you wrote "Golf is a Different game in Scotland".

Since thats from St.Andrews , which is on the east coast , around 110 miles from Glasgow[/quote]It's amazing how you can tell just by looking at a man's butt what part of Scotland he's from. You have an amazing talent.

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[quote]Dr. Pedantic -- what a nice perm you have!
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Thanks. And you should see me when im going for a night on the town. Its positively buoyant.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote][quote]Itd be funnier if you wrote "Golf is a Different game in Scotland".

Since thats from St.Andrews , which is on the east coast , around 110 miles from Glasgow[/quote]It's amazing how you can tell just by looking at a man's butt what part of Scotland he's from. You have an amazing talent.[/quote]

Im attempting to keep this on a level those of a North American persuasion can understand.

Since the only locations you know of in Scotland are St Andrews (golf) , Edinburgh (Culture) , Glasgow (Street Violence) and that place where that bloke from Braveheart came from (its called Stirling).

I remember reading the daily papers when the guy did that. The Old course at St.Andrews , but yes , the guy in question WAS a glaswegian.

And was fined £400 for damaging the course. I kid you not.

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And was fined £400 for damaging the course. I kid you not.[/quote]

In America, the cops would have given him 400 pounds.

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What others say about boorite!

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And was fined £400 for damaging the course. I kid you not.[/quote]

In America, the cops would have given him 400 pounds.[/quote]

The 400 pounds would have been his cellmate.

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[quote]Im attempting to keep this on a level those of a North American persuasion can understand.

Since the only locations you know of in Scotland are St Andrews (golf) , Edinburgh (Culture) , Glasgow (Street Violence) and that place where that bloke from Braveheart came from (its called Stirling).[/quote]

Nicely parried... You're alright for a Scot! Here's to ya (swig).

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That's actually me during a game of "Truth or Dare".

So what Truth was so hideous that you chose that ahead of it?

(insert Blatant Russell Crowe Gag Here)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

So what Truth was so hideous that you chose that ahead of it?

(insert Blatant Russell Crowe Gag Here)[/quote]

If you ask Andy, 'is it true that, as a child you stuck pins in your cat, and as a teenager you came upon the sight of a cartoon serpent?', I think he'd choose the dare...

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