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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

uh...Cameltoe?

I had a ride on that camel, it cost $3

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

After 7 years of feeding the camel nothing but Coca-cola, we cut off the hump, dried it, and smoked the fatty tissue which, by now, was completely filled with caffeine.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Later that day...

"I fucking hate it-" *boing!* *thump!* "when the camel-" *boing!* *thump!* "-is tweaking on caffeine-" *boing!* *thump!* "-while I'm trying to ride it." *boing!* *thump!* "Christ, my arse hurts..."

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I thought Paris Hilton liked Pepsi!

After Joe camel was forcibly fired from his gig advertising cigarettes coke graciously offered him work.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It's weird I can store water for a month but this shit just goes right through me!

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

The Artillery used by the Terrorists wasn't very advanced.

"insert shell (coke bottle) into camels mouth,
Blow really hard into camels ass"

FIRE!!!!!

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