North Korea's new policy for protecting their gold reserves is to have their military officers wear it as clothing.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hey, is that the North Korean dictator Kim Jingle?

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Top brass in North Korea don't need bullet-proof vests.

Hey! I dropped an unitnetional pun in there!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The first attempt by the Korean military at forging chain mail didn't go very well.

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AFROMANS MOVE

He stood at the mic for two hours trying to correctly pronounce the words, "Bling bling."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

More flair!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Those hard-partyin' dudes in Company B thought that putting the bottlecap of every brand of beer they drank on their unis was a bitchin' idea.

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I has a flavor!

"The bad posture, ill fitting uniform legion is ready and accounted for! Fear Us!"

The Members of Korea's first boy band were a little pissed when they noticed that Wang had stolen their microphones for himself at the concert.

"Due to the weight, next week we're using seats"

"Huzzah!!"

Awesome.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

"We are here today, to present another medal to some officer on our staff, but first let me read this entire book to you all"

Suddenly, from the south a large black man wearing a black beanie burst forth, wasting everyone there while a strange number above his head increased again and again.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

koreas oldest boy scout troop finally call it a day, resigned to the fact that no more merit badges were gonna fit on their tunics

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

True fact: Every time a South Korean short track speedskating judge disqualifies Apollo Ohno, he gets another medal.

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"Ahh--so! Wax On! Wax Off!"

You may laugh at all those medals, but I assure you, those are the bronzed nipples of those rebels that dared defy them.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Solly to announce mederz given out rast month are old Janet Jackson nippur sheerds! Big sclewup in Peepurs Pullchasing depaltment! Must retulln arr of dem! Dismissed!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.