Furry Elton John: "See this thing? This is my internet cock."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Of course it's a fake beard and moustache! You think I want to be recognised doing this crap?"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Spot the dummy.

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This is not my empire.

Colonel Sanders grandson Private Parts

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

During his alcoholic years, Captain Kangaroo was forced to puppeteer for loose change on the corner.

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I has a flavor!

Mr Balloon-o is the brains behind the whole act, talk about versatile, a ventriloquist and he can bend himself into the shape of a girraffe!

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

NARRATOR:
Pee Wee Herman 2101 AD, Pedo was begin
What happen ?
Somebody set up us the molester.
We get signal.
What !
Main nads turn on.
It's you !!

POOPETEER:
How are you gentlemen !!
All your children are belong to us.
You are on the way to great masturbation

LIL JON:
What you say !!

POOPETEER:
You have no chance to masturbate, make your time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....