Kinda resembles John Goodman...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I think I would buy a home purely for the opportunity to display that fantastic "piece" in front of it. I also think I would color the water red for extra SPICE. I mean, obviously a man of that stature would crack the shell and significantly damage the innards of that unfortunate tortoise.

That really isn't a caption, is it?

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8===D

Mulier , Operor non perturbo mihi. EGO sum inrideo meus turtle. Commodo discedo vel meus penis ero molior

"It started as a zit" said the turtle

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I dumb :D

Somewhere in 390 BC, the first stripcreator comic is produced:

"So you want me to sit my ball sack on this turtle for how long?"

"Just until I can sculpt your likeness, c'mon it will be a good joke"

Hewwww! I got a turtle head pockin' out!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh my god, they've reincarnated Catherine the Great!

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Riding Rosanne Barr

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Wait! God..please don't turn me to a pillar of salt while I am in this posi..." The last words Sophaclerios every said.

"No honey! This isn't what it looks like! Okay, I AM sitting naked on a big tortoise. Bu I can explain!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[bold]A Not True Story [/bold]

[bold]HCROYALL'S Friend [/bold]: "HCRoyall, do you have wood? OMG..you have sprouted an erection while staring at this statue!"

[bold]HCROYALL[/bold]:"Nuh-uh!"

[italic]It is not true, because HCROYALL doesn't have friends. [/italic]

A Not True Story

HCROYALL'S Friend : "HCRoyall, do you have wood? OMG..you have sprouted an erection while staring at this statue!"

HCROYALL:"Nuh-uh!"

It is not true, because HCROYALL doesn't have friends.

lets tell the story one more time, while I try to remember these codes.

Smile! You're on candied Gamera!

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"make haste, my trusty steed! we must ride through the night to warn of the insurgence!"

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what if nigger meant kite

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Mulier , Operor non perturbo mihi. EGO sum inrideo meus turtle. Commodo discedo vel meus penis ero molior[/quote]
Mmmm, InterTran translations.
Not even as effective as babelfish most of the time. My god, I swear it doesn't even decline stuff. It just goes with the first-person present personal ending.

I was wondering why this was so freaking impossible to translate. I figured out what you were going for in the first two sentences: "Woman, don't disturb me. I'm riding on my turtle." I have no idea what you were trying to say in the third sentence though.

It doesn't help that in translating back, it converts all the first-person verbs into infinitives.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wonder twin powers, activate!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[q]Woman, don't disturb me. I'm riding on my turtle."[/q]

haha. I am glad some one noticed that one!

someone visited my statue!

And thusly were the words "No photographs, please!" uttered for the first time.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Stop! In the naaaame of loooooove ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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Poop.