I just recently bought the game Shadow of the Colossus. I'm not going to go on a spiel about how great it is (thought I do find it quite nifty), but I have to vent about something.

See, the story is that your true love died and in order to bring her back you have to kill eight of these giant creatures called Colossi. You do this by climbing all over these creatures and stabbing them in various glowing magical weak spots.

I've killed four of the eight required, each a different typre of weird shape. The constant however, is that on each one I was required to hang onto the dirty green hair on their ass in order to reach a weak spot. The only thought that was going through my mind was "Damn, if that girl doesn't put out after all I've gone through for her, I'm going to send her back to Hell." Who knows what grime and age-old dingleberries this character had to grab onto and rub his body against just to give some giant monster some lethal acupuncture? Call me crazy, but I'd find me another woman, dammit.

Okay, I'm done. Ridicule me at your leisure; I've said what I needed to say.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That game rox.

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It's grime time.

Penny Arcade did a strip about that game here

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I saw that. My personal belief is that if they were meant to srvive, their weak spots wouldn't glow a bright blue.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It's 16 Colossi, not 8, that you must defeat.

And the game is incredible.

They're Colostomies, not Colossi.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That's not my bag, baby...

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[quote]It's 16 Colossi, not 8, that you must defeat.

And the game is incredible.[/quote]I was misled into thinking 8. I found out my error when I beat the 8th one and there were 8 more damned statues left to crumble.

That damned turtle in the gyeser field is pissing me off.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.