Fire in the hole!

Holy shit! No way I can top that, trogo.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"... and Herschel had painful memories of his Bat Mitzvah 'til the day he died."

---
Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Candlelight vigil for George Michael.

---
...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Make a Wish Foundation's gift to the dying Liberace

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hershel tries unsuccesfully to shock everyone at the Christian Candle Light Vigil.

Someone even joins him up on display.

"Damn Plagurists" he thinks.

There are easier ways to wax your bikini line.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"The candles came out of Hitler's ass"

---
I has a flavor!

...and thus was Elton John inspired to write "Candle in the Wind."

---
What others say about boorite!

Great if you're looking for a man with a really long wick.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...but is it an appropriate centerpiece for a lesbian wedding?

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

In later years, Pat Morita got weird!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

None of them ever really got the hang of lighting farts.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Paris Hilton's Birthday Cake