I posted these in the "Star Tricks" thread in Read My Damn Comics but they fell off the first page so fast that I'm posting them here now.

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Captain 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Bad Captain 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Bad Captain 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Bad Captain 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Bad Captain 5']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It is a shame to see your series fall off the first page, biped.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yes, because then we don't get any of its peanut buttery goodness.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Mmm...peanut butter.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.