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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Why you should be thankful that you had something to do on friday nights

Frank knew that, someday, he would work hhis way up to being the guy who picks UP the basket, instead of just being the guy who helps empty it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

what people make in animated gif creator when they 'have no life'.

A simple diagram showing how Bush's tax cuts work.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Child:Mister tour guide where does it all go?

Tour Guide:Thats simple son into Hitler's ass.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Arthur Slugworth is offering ten thousand dollars for this animated gif.

"How can I be a better lover?" she said.
"First," he replied, "you've got to practice manipulating the balls."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This animation clearly shows that black stickmen and faceless white-guys can work together in perfect harmony.

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Dad was flammable

The lost art of minstrelsy was alive and well at the Blue Dot Factory, as Al Jolson and Emmett Miller earned a good living packing boxes.

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I has a flavor!

TCP-IP Made Simple

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What others say about boorite!

How the little blocks that make your toilet water blue are made.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.