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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Yeah? Well do I LOOK like I can fit into a car? If you let moose in the dining room, I wouldn't BE here, now would I"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Paris Hilton orders a Big Mac.

"Nah, it's cool, serve all the beef you life - cows are bastards. That said, if I hear you guys have started serving McVenison burgers, you're in trouble."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Bitch, I asked for BBQ Sauce, not Hot and Sour!"

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I has a flavor!

I have a coupon for an apple pie. Hello? Somebody pie me!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old