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Think classy, you'll be classy.

suck that vanilla shake down bitch

McDonalds new "Head For Bread" program seems to have found purchase with the crack whore community.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Oh my god... it has a red nose on it!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

A Big Mac...hopefully with no cheese.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

One way to "super-size" it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That chick LOVES the Special Sauce.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

now we know why the fucker's always smiling

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what if nigger meant kite