Kaneda the Japanese explosive anal discharge artist today revealed his version of the japanese flag called "Rising Sun from my Bloody Moon"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

He hung his wife's bloody sheet in the wall an she shoved her tampon in his mouth. Same old same old.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He tried to read the essay with his socks in his mouth, but eventually the effort blew his brains out the back of his head.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Goddammit, aren't there any American math professors in this place?

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What others say about boorite!

"...So, in conclusion, this is the result of ruptured haemorrhoids."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

When Hirati asked the faculty if he could do a performance piece called "Naked Screaming Japanese Propaganda" they told him: "Only if you stuff a sock in your mouth first!"

And Hirati.. well, he figured, nothing from, nothin' leaves nothin'...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I believe this guy is the one on the far right of the picture below, so I will try to merge the two storylines

guy in picture:
"Someone steal all my medal and my uniform, and tie me up and gag me, and make me read from the book!"

old dude who is the commander:
"A Wikely Story! For dat, you must give one medal back!"

guy in picture:
"ho no! not dat! pweeze? no!"

You should see how that guy did the Canadian flag.

Genius!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old