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obscenity filter is off

I AM TEH PUNK RAWKER!

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I dumb :D

Rik Mayall's disguise seemed to be working till he started talking about dangly bits and panties.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Rik Mayall stars as Tony Blair in the new absurd british comedy, Drop Dead Ahkmed

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Ok, when I said 'or let me be struck by lightning right now' I didn't really mean it..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"No, quit saying I am bloody Prince Charles! Yes, I know to you Americans we all look the same, but my teeth are a shade less yellow than his, and I am quite a bit less gay, also my ears are slightly less large"

Ozzy Osborne seems more lucent than these other two a-holes

Sex hair.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Sex hair + Orgasm face

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

mild retardation due to years of inbreeding + bad hair?

"To those who would mock my new street-cred look, may I say this: do not dismiss me, for I am a bad arse Oedipus-type and when pressed I may be forced to fire a cap into your buttocks."

"Hear hear! Hear hear!"

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