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obscenity filter is off

I think we had this one before. Nevertheless:

"What has she won? Dick?"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"How Kaenash likes his women"

It was always funny when people got their lips stuck to an ice sculpture

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"It took me fifteen under pars and one over, but I finally have you back, Manuel..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The footage following her award shows the most insane deep-throat action ever known.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

She got one in her hole... no, wait...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"This is just a taste, baby. Momma gonna take you home, now!."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

She's lubing it up with saliva.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

A magazine spot for Cheerios© new "Boners in Every Box" campaign.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

She's going to put that very phallic trophy in her vagina. I guess that's the main joke here.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Beat this, Arnold Palmer!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.