For this FTC I am graciously offering you a choice of three templates. You may use one or all of them. Isn't that nice of me? I know what you're thinking -- "Wow! He's the greatest." Ha, ha, I agree.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Template #1']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Template #2']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Template #3']

Rules:

1. You cannot change anything whatsoever about the existing panels.
2. No photoshop.
3. You can use photoshop if you want.
4. Template #1 can be a 2 or 3 panel comic.
5. You can change anything whatsoever about the existing panels, as long as you don't mind being DISQUAYLFED!!!

To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

HYPNO-BABY COMMANDS YOU TO ENTER THIS CONTEST.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Finnish t3h Cawmik']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Hot Roasts a Flyin'']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: She must be coming up the stairs or something.']
There's no way by fuck I'm posting any links of any kind. Disquaalude me if you must.

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8===D

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Why Drawinger can't win contests']

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fff

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Another Dead Kennedy bites the Dust']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I wonder how young hipster Lara7 feels about her forum users "likeness" being used in so many comics as the archetypal mother?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: I'm still dumb! Horray!']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79 : The Trooth']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: An Optimist.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Untitled']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79 : "A Family Tradition."']

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

What a shitty turn-out for this contest!

Well, thanks to all who have entered. Judging will take place in a day or two. If you have any last minite entries, now is the time to post them!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, there weren't a lot of entries, but they were all very good. And I hate it when they're all very good, because that makes it harder to judge the contest.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: drawinger

For the Comic: "Why Drawinger can't win contests"

Most Political

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic: "Finnish t3h Cawmik"

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: finn34

For the Comic: "The Trooth"

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic: "Finnish t3h Cawmik"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: frendy

For the Comic: "An Optimist"

Most Sexual

Goes to: [b]80_Million_Fleas

For the Comic: "I'm still dumb! Horray!"

Most Ironic

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: "Another Dead Kennedy bites the Dust"

Best Pun

Goes to: Smarmulus

For the Comic: "if a chap should quit, ick"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: TheReverend

For the Comic: "She must be coming up the stairs or something."

Most Obscure

Goes to: drawinger

For the Comic: "Why Drawinger can't win contests"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Smarmulus

For the Comic: "if a chap should quit, ick"

Best Title

Goes to: TheReverend

For the Comic: "She must be coming up the stairs or something."

Bonus Award

Goes to: finn34

For:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79 : The Trooth']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: 80_Million_Fleas

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: I'm still dumb! Horray!']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: cpausti

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Finnish t3h Cawmik']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: BigFrank105

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 79: Hot Roasts a Flyin'']

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

BELLY-BONGOS FOR EVERYONE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I noticed you got irritated with having to swap back and 'fro with the bold tags about halfway through that them there post.

Hey, I'm just sayin' I noticed is all.

Can't harm a fella for a-noticin', now kin yah?

I's reckonin' 'pon fixin' that homesteader place up e'ern from the Halsley joint an' makin' me an' ma a right place to set choo up der and have ahselves a proper time up there, yon the crik aways.

Well woooooo-weee! Br'er rabbih, he got heself in a big mess o trobow dat times, I tells you true. Now, you lookey here, you say "Po' ol' man, gihm some chay', help im out, like deh good sam." Well, I tells yah, you can gih money, yah, but I'll give you somepin in return. Is a bussiness deal, right boy? You want suh weed? Huh? Some coke? Howbout a girl? I kin finna girl to lay with. No? You like men? You one uh dem fairies? I kin suck it good, right sure ree! No? Good, good. I mean, I'd do it for deh money, but I... heh! Well, anyways, Br'er rabbih, he was just a hoppin' up Juniper Bush Alley when along comes a toad by name of Parker Posey, and... where's you going?

What, you got a problem with Parker Posey?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'll get the next FTC up tommorow. Hopefully I can make it a good one.

[quote]Can't harm a fella for a-noticin', now kin yah?
[/quote]

Yes!!!! I can administer a million harms for anything that suits me!!!!

HARM, HARM, HARM!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.