We're cloudbursting, daddy...

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I has a flavor!

"News at 6.... our breaking story tonight: Chinese government spies steal Batsignal... more at 11.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

It doesn't do anything... but it sure was hard to carry up this hill!

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she reminds of one of the Far Side characters that would be named "Gladys" or something. As in

Maybe something Larsonesque caption like;

"Gladys's new birth control device was finally set up, just in time for the camping trip'.

Pull!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

"Actually, it's just a really snazzy barbecue, but it's a great way to meet guys!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Lard-arse phone home!"

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"believe it or not, this is my birth control device"

"And this? Fuck, I don't even know what this shit does, but it sure looks kick-ass on the front lawn!"

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

The entire New Zealand air defence.

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