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obscenity filter is off

'Sigfreid and Roy' style

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

He flashes them to the camera for effect just before shoving them both up his ass.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"You think it's weird that I'm a guy, & I have a pussy. But, I actually have two."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

I'm so gay....sob...
...lick me....

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"The world just got a little gayer, by one degree"

"What do I say? I say the second he lets go of our necks, we fucking kill him."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...and then they bit off a testicle each.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

As a side note: Obvious photoshoppery.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Of what? his groin hair or the tigers?

Van Damme is weird enough to pose for this one.