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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Next on "When british game shows go to far...."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Yep, I see yer trouble now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

an 1800 dollar repair job?? man, fuck that car

A friend and I used to put worms in his dad's muffler when he was about to drive somewhere. They'd fly out when the car started, all black and floppy.

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8===D

A typical Strip Creator user on Thursday afternoon

"Phew," Jim thought. "Sex shouldn't be this exhaust-ing."

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I has a flavor!

"You see, I slipped in the mud and fell onto the exhaust pipe, doctor..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Honey! Uhh...y'see I uh...I've just got a random priapism & I'm...I'm doing my best to remedy it. I find that...that this will help to...I uh...you're not buying this, are you?"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Someone certainly loves their vehicle a little too much...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That fetish doesn't even have a name, but somebody somewhere is paying $40+ a month for pictures of it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Oh! Uh...hey there, Ted. Yeah. Um...there's a funny story behind this. Really."

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

la la la... At Spitzer, our world revolves around yoooou! ...la la la

"I am one of those people who still approve of the War in Iraq on opinion polls"

The new LandRover Discovery
from $141,000

"Auto-eroticism"

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary