Those eyes will haunt me for the rest of my days.

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8===D

I had to stare in preview mode for a while before even using this one. I wondered was it a man or a woman, or was it some kind of photoshop morph? sadly, I think it is a woman and not photoshopped at all.

Oon babo greebo, Han Solo.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I remember a girl like that in my high school. And I distinctly remember a guy actually dating her. Then the nightmares began.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You win.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

That's what happens when you have a full hysterectomy at thirteen.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Happy Fucking New Year (2003)

Between films, Lindsay Lohan really lets herself go.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"It isn't a moustache - it's mould growing from the leftover smears of food."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I've been gone for five months and my first act, is to come ot this forum and repost my favorite photo for captioning. Later, I am going to create my favorite comic, "Cowboy Physics" which I am sure is also original idea for this board, since I been gone five months"

Did 'er.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

That's fucking disgusting...
What is WRONG with people these days...
I mean, doesn't she know that smoking is bad for her?

*"When Carnies Procreate", this Sunday on Fox

*after plastic surgery, she had to quit her lucrative job as Before picture

*you know its bad when butterfly shirts don't help

*"oh don't look at that one! what a terrible haircut i had back then!"

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what if nigger meant kite

"Cartman, listen, let me take your picture and use it as a model for my new cartoon. I call it 'South Park'..don't worry though, I'll change the character around so its not like you that much"