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obscenity filter is off

"No, no, Mr. President, not on the dress!! Oh, I guess one of those really *gigantic* checks would have made a better splooge shield!"

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

"And tonight I promise you that not one dime of this is going for hookers, blow or the war in Iraq! Pizza, poeple! We gonna eat PIZZA!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"This is enough for a lifetime membership to your 'massage parlor', right?"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.