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obscenity filter is off

Now once you invade the terrorists' headquarters, you stick your heads in their crotches and sniff, making them all embarrassed and uncomfortable.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Shut up! I just leveled my Wartotle and it's evolving.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"So, what makes you two think you're qualified to be Suprme Court judges?"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"George Bush Doesn't Care about Black Dogs!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to collect the presidential mail on a daily basis."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.