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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Salvador Dali just loves ass.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Working Title: "Got Roids."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The next strip creator character "Butt Donger Man"

Now that's a fine piece o' tail...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So THAT's how Subway makes it bread.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Jimmy: "So THAT is what happens when you block a fart and a sneeze in the same time?"

Jimmy's Dad: "Yes Jimmy, it is"

"Oh man, I can't reach my napkin now! Damn my ass, damn it to hell!"

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I has a flavor!

Escher found that he did not look good in the family albums.

The goatse man's predecessor, this painting proves that there were pictures of stretched out asses in the early 1600's.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WANTED: Portrait model. Must have ass like a 120 Lb. French Baguette. Call Salvador after midnight.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Haha, now there's no way those gay rapists can touch me."

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.

"Yeeeeeeah...I've been working on this sucker for near three days now. Originally I was gonna try and fit it into the can, but I gave up. A little longer and I'll probably break a world record or something like that."

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.