"Will you look at that shit!"

And they never heard the bus coming...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Man, those Japanese will believe ANYTHING is a national landmark...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"I don't remember eating corn."

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I has a flavor!

"So, I just pick the mushroom right out of it?"

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

So far, the convention of people who 'walk all hunched over '05' was going fairly well.

In the end, the poop like substance was analyzed, and was declared too salty.

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"I kind of ran over his dog once." "You did?!" "Well, replace dog with son and once with repeatedly . . . ." The Genius that is the Simpsons.