"I...I'm sorry Mr Elephant. I didn't mean to jizz on your face...it was an accident! No.. please! Here...take my baby instead!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Dumbo ate my baby!"

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I love people! Especially the ones that come in bite size!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Here to hold this baby for me please. I must go outsource some more american jobs for a fraction of the cost, then later I will make three more babies."

...and tentacle porn was born

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Purple chick in the background: "I leave that poo-tard in charge of the kid for 2 minutes while I rub the skid marks out of his shorts and he's feeding it to a elephant!?!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I dub thee Sir Pachyderm of the Wu-Tang Clan.

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I has a flavor!

Hehe... poo-tard.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You got a big red X.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet