Girl: I'll give you a hummer if you can ping a quarter off his head.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

you win

The Biggest Loser

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"I TOLD you she had a dick for a nose!"

"Fine! Here's your freakin' dollar!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Gimme a minute, I've almost finished fertilising this old lady's garden..."

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