With that group at least, it was kinda easy to tell who'd be coming out of the closet in a few years.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is what happens when the Goatse.cx Man gets way too much publicity & goes carnival.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Kid in white cap 1: "Hey, what's that?"

Kid in white cap 2: "Wow! I found a corn kernal!"

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Those aren't kids. They're actually poorly managed polyps.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Well the OTHER kids got ponies and I think we got SCREWED!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Asterix's little known companion, Jamitinandseeifitstix.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's an X, man.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

The reason you get that aching feeling in your ass sometimes.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

This is where hemorrhoids go on vacation.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

ass terix

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someone has to write the predictable ones