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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Nothing says "High Art" like clowns, mutants, baby blue taffeta and stucco.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"My God, Charles! These horrid paintings are fabulous, but your sculpture is positively GROTESQUE!!!"

"That's my wife..."

"Bob's Taxidermy, specialized in exotic work"

Edna was a woman of many and somewhat strange fetishes...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

"That zombie painting is just awful!"
"Uh... maybe we should go upstairs - that's a window."

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"Welcome to the Torgo Museum of MST3K Inspired Art. I'm your docent, Betty Humpter."

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I has a flavor!

Betty poses beneath her and her husband's glamour shots portraits.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yoinks! The eyes are movin', Scoob!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

a promotional poster for the "Euthanize the Elderly" movement.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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well i fucking shit myself!!

Dr Zaius comes home from a long day of work at the Ape Hospital and likes to secretly dress in drag.

"clowns to the left of me, drag queens to the right here i am ......"

Here's to Ms. Randolph Lazenby-Brown
In her sheer light-blue taffeta gown.
Though she tries her best
To dress and impress,
She looks just like that retarded clown.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"What god sees in his toilet"

if you stare at that picture for 10 minutes, batboy flashes, but in a strange turn of events, it's actually the comforting part of the whole process

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what if nigger meant kite

There IS a striking family resemblance ... they all smell just as good as they look.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Dorian Gray's portrait worked... kind of...

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They say people look like their dogs, but this dog looks like its person.