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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Merry Easter Birthday!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

happy birthday. i hope all your fictitious characters chip in and buy you a nice shrubbery. something nice. but not too expensive

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what if nigger meant kite

January is a popular birth month. I got my mom towels. I don't think she liked them.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Do you find your mom to be particularly moist?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

She's had the same towels since I was 10. It was time for some new ones. Also, my parents are remodeling their master bathroom, so I thought new towels to match the new decor were in order.

I hope injokester gets something nice.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Happy Birthday Injokester!

I got you towels.

I got you lots of towels... Lots and lots of towels!

Way to make the two towels I bought him seem less important. Way to go BigFrank.

I bought you a towel with floral print.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I just gave him a facial and a moist towelette. I still owe him a beer though.

All those towels will definitely help when he goes on his intergalactic hitchhiking trip, though.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Happy Birthday!

Always one uping me you asshole!

Life's a burrito, enjoy it with fire sauce.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Are you suggesting spending our lives on the crapper with the firey-acidic runs?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thankyou for the towels everyone, ironically I ran out of clean towels yesterday...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

well unlike the other big spenders here, finances are kind of tight for me after christmas so here's a washcloth

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what if nigger meant kite

Today is mine. wee.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

happy birthday. here's your washcloth. don't spend yourself all in one place

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what if nigger meant kite

I should just get you a cum rag!

Happy Birthday Spankling!

My present to you is a group photo of my company's management team. You can use it as a cum rag.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Happy B-Day, Tooms!

I got you a puppy that kinda resembles a towel:

And a towel that kinda resembles a puppy:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You could use that puppy as a cum rag, I'll bet.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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