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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

"My roof collapsed and my car is flooded. What else could go wrong today?"

"Hey, Larry! I dare you to eat this goldfish."

"Quick! See if I have shark repellant in the glove compartment!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

We're gonna need a bigger car

Ok that was lame, but i couldn't think of anything else

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[quote]We're gonna need a bigger car

Ok that was lame, but i couldn't think of anything else[/quote]It made me smile. :D

"Oh, Frank, do you have to bring that animal with us on every trip?"

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Shark-Bait Who-HA-HA!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Hey, don't lock it yet, I left the Candygram in there.

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go