The Scottish Tourism Board's 2005 Campaign*.

The Scottish Tourism Board's 2006 Campaign.

*As previously seen in this thread.

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Dad was flammable

Hooray! Culture and getting your fuck knocked in, together at last!

All it needed was a woman's touch.

I still can't visit until my camping supplies are cleared by airport security.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Woot, Tassie got a mention in something.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

i'll come visit if you keep your balls sheathed

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what if nigger meant kite

They had me in 2005.

If they could get the smog and pollen count up, I'd go visit. Otherwise I might go through withdrawal.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'll visit, but only if I can wear my Clyde shirt.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Given up on the Jambos already? I would too.

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Dad was flammable

I think we should arrange some kind of forefeit if Hearts win the SPL.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I won't be able to come and meet you, the airlines will be in total chaos what with all the flying pigs.

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Dad was flammable

Fine, I'll come up to you. It should be easy enough to get a train to Glasgow. And nice and quiet too, what with half its population committing suicide.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*cough* 10 points *cough*

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Dad was flammable