Yeah, I know, I've owed you a World's Worst contest for an eon or two, but you see, I was sitting on the toilet and my gluteus got fused for a couple months, and ...

No, that's not it. I just wasn't very inspired. Until I wrote this comic today:

[Click to view comic: 'All Things Must Pass']

And then I said to myself, there's an idea for WW 42. As my first paragraph alluded, we're going to play:

World's Worst Case of "Too Much Information"

Special possible bonus: We're getting very close to Comic 333333; might it be yours?

I'll judge whenever I can extricate myself from this seat.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: A Turning Point For Billy']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'WW #42: Pardon the Delay']

One of these is more realistic than the other.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: Pea Soup']

[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: Uncle Sam Wants You']

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I apologize.

[Click to view comic: 'WW42: This Is For Crabby']
[Click to view comic: 'WW42: This Is For Jes']

I meant I apologize to Kaufman. Everyone else can just deal.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: TMI, ET']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: Osama's Offer of a Truce']

This one was based on listening to Howard Bloom's analysis of Osama bin Laden's offer of a truce on Coast to Coast AM.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: What's wrong with me, doc?']

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 42: Forgiveness']

In the hopefully unlikely event that the woman who inspired this strip reads it, notices her resemblance to asiangirl2, and figures out who I am, let me just mention that this was a lampoon, not real-life.

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the triumphant return of the guy no one cares about.

woo.

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : DeLay']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'WW42: Standard Operating Procedures']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Just when you thought this series was dead ...

[Click to view comic: 'The Future of Socialized Medicine V']

... you were probably right.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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[Click to view comic: 'TMI']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

So, kaufman...

Find enclosed: one less-than-scientifically-accurate comic from a relatively new guy. Enjoy!

[Click to view comic: 'Steve & Squirrel #78: Too Much Information (WW #42)']

[Click to view comic: 'TMI!']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Good job, everyone, but of course the prize has to be given to ivytheplant, who had so much material to work with.

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