Mmmm...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Is that creme-filled?

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I has a flavor!

Mister T pities the fool that makes fun of his T-shaped Tasty Donut! "Don't need none of your jibber jabber, son!"

Even though I've been out of prison for 2 years, everything keeps reminding me of it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Every year for Summer Solstice, I make rice krispie treats with my penis-shaped cookie cutters. They're a big hit. Mostly with the girls. The guys tend to be squeamish about eating marshmallowy cock.

I thought a black penis would have black cum. Life teaches much!

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I dumb :D

mmmmmmmmmm doughnut

Boston Bukkake

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

sprinkle mine with nuts

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what if nigger meant kite

Album covers that didn't make it onto Kelis' latest CD.

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Denmark is famous for two things: pastry and porn. Finally, they meet...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Well, that clears up Life Mystery #47 -- Why are they called doughnuts?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

A real black penis would have the word "scrumpdiddly-icious" spelled out in the same font size.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]A real black penis would have the word "scrumpdiddly-icious" spelled out in the same font size.
[/quote]and it would be pictured in your mouth

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what if nigger meant kite

Poppin' Fresh's genitalia.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"No, honey. NO! Because mommy SAID so. Now. pick out another doughnut!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.