Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some would eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.

YA BAMS!

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Dad was flammable

School has made me LOATH rabby burns.
They just drilled it into us, I seriously can't read Tam O'shanter without getting flashbacks *shudder*

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Oh aye, it's a load of bollocks, but that doesn't mean we can't ram it down everyone elses throats.

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Dad was flammable

I bought a spoon from his house

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Burns suppers are just another excuse to get dressed up and pissed aff yer heid.

Speaking of which, Ah'm aff doon the pub.

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Dad was flammable

Why are you spelling out your accent? Or is that part of this burns guy's legacy?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I haven't had a load of bollocks rammed down my throat since...oh, last night.

Coincidentally, my right bollock burns, so we're all happy. The noo.

Thats just how he wrote.
He wrote Auld Lang Syne as well, but the words have been changed slightly (probably to be more understandable)

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feck ye's

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No kiddin, a spoon
From his house

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AH SED FECK YE'S

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The thundering bully may rage,
And swagger and swear like a heathen;
But collar him fast, I'll engage,
You'll find that his courage is-naething

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Wow, a spoon from Burns's house??

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Why do I feel like this entire thread is not in English?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The same reason I feel "Living in the American Heartland" by Tom Brokaw isn't actually a book.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Didn't the Scots invent English?

At least, that's what Kajun tells me and he knows everything.

Aye.

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Dad was flammable

We invented everything cool, basically.

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