but when he awoke in the bottom bunk, and found his Pekinese licking his balls, he made a decision that would forever haunt him, and went with it

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what if nigger meant kite

Too bad he's a left-handed pitcher.

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Poop.

On one fateful autumn day, Chris realized he really wanted to be the world's first transsexual cheerleader.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Kirk and Mr Spock are trapped in the bodies of their youth and sent back in time, which is always on earth's 20th century by Q.